Monday, July 6 @ 10:00 PM
Legs Malone presentsThe Legs Malone Show - American Hangover
hosted by Legs Malone starring Rose Wood, Gal Friday, Chris McDaniel, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Clams Casino
After celebrating our nation's birthday all weekend long, come get a few more patriotic beers in you either to chase the hair of the dog or make your weekend a little bit longer. It'll be good for you - we promise. It's about time we all woke up to what it means to be American, even if that means copious amounts of painkillers and an extended line of credit.Monday, July 13 @ 10:00 PM
The Lady Aye and Weirdee Girl presentsBump 'n' Grindhouse
hosted by The Lady Aye starring Weirdee Girl, Creamy Stevens, Minnie Tonka & Miss Kissy Wishes
Bringing together equal parts tongue in cheek, blood and gore and T'n'A, Bump 'n' Grindhouse is a shaking, shimmying, loving homage to the creature features and midnight movies of days gone by brought to you by some of New York burlesque's sweetest star attractions. All killer, no filler, it's burlesque that boils down cult films to the best part - the ominous trailer - without skimping on shock, schlock, or laughs-a-plenty! The evening's all-star cast of nudie cuties include: Weirdee Girl, Creamy Stevens, Minnie Tonka & Miss Kissy Wishes. Along with your emcee, The Lady Aye and stage kitten Nurse Lefty Lucy. Plus a half-time spooktacular with prizes from sponsor Something Weird Video! So, run, don't walk to see the standing room only, thrill ride that has had audiences screaming with delight. . .IF YOU DARE! Note: The producers of Bump 'n' Grindhouse believe some of the images contained in this show to be so shocking that a nurse will be on hand to tend to any patrons who faint from sheer terror or mental over-stimulation. In addition, the management has arranged for each audience member to receive a "Shock Insurance" Policy indemnifying them against the pure thrills and entitling them to a chance at valuable raffle prizes! Rated G for G-Strings.
Monday, July 20 @ 10:00 PM
Casino O'Fortune Entertainments presentsCONSPIRACY! Burlesque Celebrates the First Man on the Moon
hosted by Clams Casino & Neil O'Fortune starring Broadway Brassy, Julie Atlas Muz, Ruby Valentine, Tigger!
40 years ago this very night, man first set foot on the moon...or did he? It's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma...in a g-string. On the anniversary of the first Apollo moon landing, your hosts Clams Casino and Neil "Armstrong" O'Fortune will bring together the world's foremost collection of striptease artistes/conspiracy experts to uncover a plot four decades old: how the Illuminati, the Freemasons, the CIA, the Vatican, the Mob and Skull and Bones worked together to fake the moon landing! Wearing tinfoil hats and not much else, the sexiest conspiracy theorists this side of...well, the sexiest conspiracy theorists, will explore the greatest, craziest shadow government web of deception of all time...and they're putting the RACY back in CONSPIRACY! Wednesday, July 29 @ 10:00 PM
Sweet and Nasty presentsLIES: The Absolutely and Completely True History of Sweet & Nasty Burlesque
hosted by Nasty Canasta starring Ruby Valentine, Albert Cadabra, GiGi La Femme, Hard Corey, Precious Little, Schaffer The Darklord, Fem Appeal, The Ugly Brothers and more
Photo by Daniel Hernandez
Sweet and Nasty Burlesque presents
LIES: The Absolutely and Completely True History of Sweet & Nasty Burlesque
Monday, July 29th at 10 pm
As Sweet and Nasty celebrates it's three-year, one-month, three-week and four-day anniversary, we take a look back at the people and things that made us Thailand's number-one burlesque show from 1974 to 1996, inclusive. LIES: The Absolutely and Completely True History Of Sweet And Nasty Burlesque delves into the sordid past and improbable future of the greatest entertainment juggernaut ever to strip its way from the Lower East Side, across southeastern Wales, and into Brooklyn. Host, producer, and survivor Nasty Canasta will call out the performers responsible for getting us into this situation in the first place: style maven Miss Ruby Valentine, Albert Cadabra (magician, bald), charm-school dropout GiGi La Femme, our Canadian cousin Hard Corey, super-smartypants Precious Little, rapper and grammaticist Schaffer the Darklord, Sunday-night burlesque scion Fem Appeal, and more, even less-savory characters. Plus: a good old-fashioned Sweet and Nasty raffle for suckers, tributes to Door People Through the Ages, and special appearances by The Ugly Brothers and inspirational meddler Frank Applebaum.
Producer Nasty Canasta and the most blindingly fabulous, brilliantly beautiful and remarkably absurd performers from New York City and beyond bring you the unique mix of glam camp, historical fact, and blatant lies that is Sweet and Nasty Burlesque - the last Monday of every month at Monday Night Burlesque.
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